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| - It's hard to believe that within a few blocks of "Little Italy", you can't get a decent pie delievered. We ordered two, "all dressed" which is basically pepperoni, green peppers and onions. Additional toppings are $5 a pop.
Delivery was fast so they get a point for that. Driver had a debit card reader which is nice, but they charge an additional "fee" to use it.
As for the pies themselves, they looked like plastic displays you might see in a glass cabinet. The kind they use to show you how wonderful their products are - the same way an embalmer might show off his work. The toppings were paper-thin, and by paper-thin, I mean single-ply asswipe. We had one with sausage added and it tasted like a hot dog that had been boiled in old sock water. The whole thing was a greasy mess and it had a real foul odor.
Breaking into the dough was a bland, gooey white blob you might use to patch a leaky pipe. Oh and the grease? Half an inch deep of it, swirling around the box.
What's most shocking about this experience, as we sat speechless and looked at what they sent us, someone actually thinks this is edible or somehow desirable. For $45 I don't expect imported Calabrese peppers but a frozen pie out of a box would have been much more nutritious, tasty and at a fraction of the cost.
Pizzeria Villeray ties for first place as worst pizza ever.
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